More random fun for all you Internet junkies.  YOU know who you are!  ::points::

(These are jokes, take em with a grain of salt, and a pinch of paprika)

1.  Some people are scared to put their picture or their names up on the internet.  They're like "I'm afraid a person might start stalking me."  Um, I don't mean to burst your bubble but your 500 pound ass probably isn't going to be stalked Big Bertha.

2.  STOP WASTING MY TIME MAKING ME REGISTER YOU DAMN DIRTY WEB SITES!  Remember when you could just look at websites without having to register every fifteen minutes?

3.  My mom's computer is completely and utterly full of viruses.  My grandma was getting mad at me the other day saying "Why won't you fix your mom's computer?  Why doesn't anyone ever help the family out?" etc. and so forth.  I told her, "Ok, I'll make you a deal Grandma, you pay for me to go to college to get a PHD in Computer Science and I'll fix my mom's computer."

4.  They need to replace the label of all Tequilla bottles with "Instant Vomit Inducer"

5.  I thought up a joke:

What's the difference between a drunk Dick Cheney shooting a man in the face and a drunk guy pulling a hit and run?

The hit and run guy goes to jail.

This is my guinea pig Lucky.  He's got breast cancer.  Yes, men can get breast cancer too.  My girlfriend would like you to know that "he's a superstar".  I don't know why.

My girlfriend wanted to make a blog starring Lucky.  But then she realized there's not enough to write about.  You know, it's like "Today I ate kibble and a bit of lettuce, then I fell asleep."  That pretty much sums up every day of his life.  He's similar to a cow I think.  A cow maybe mixed with a pig and a cat.

He's pretty stupid.  We got him a one of those balls that you put hamsters and rats in so they can run around.  We figured he would really like running around the house.  So we got him one for Christmas.  When we put him in the ball he just sat there.  So we let him sit, thinking that he'd get used to it and start using it.  Nope.  He just sat in the ball for 6 hours straight.  Could never figure out that pushing his paw forward would move the ball.  So he's actually dumber than rats.  They figure it out almost instantly.

Well, I must admit he's pretty smart with speech.  He's got that over rats.  Like he has a language system.  He has a specific squeak for when he's hungry, for when he's hurt, annoyed, etc.  He has a lot of different squeaks for various things.  So basically he can recite the declaration of independence but isn't smart enough to push a ball forward.

This is my new blog on general thoughts about existence.  It's going to be rather broad because I want to be able to write down everything I think is worth writing down.  Sometimes it'll be funny, sometimes it'll be serious, and it'll definitely be mental.
 
Anyway here we go...

Random Thoughts:

1. Why do some video games have the option to turn off blood?  I mean, it doesn't make it any less of killing someone/something just because there's no blood.
2. Whoever came up with fining me because I'm not wearing a seatbelt is an ass.  How about the police just pull me over and tell me to put my seatbelt on without the ticket to go with it?  Isn't wasting my time good enough for you?
3. The only reason berry flavored chewing tobacco exists, is to get kids to use chewing tobacco.
4. Wouldn't it be great to be paid for your opinion?  It's unbelievable some people have that kind of job.

On People And Their Ideas:
I think that people tend to use theories to back up their own viewpoints.  For instance, if a person doesn't like violence and they happen to be Christian, they'll use Christianity to back up their own feelings about it.  And if another person likes violence and happens to be Christian, they'll use Christianity to back up that claim.  Religions and viewpoints tend to be so broad that you can use them to back up most any claim you can think up.

The main idea of it is though, is that really everyone has their own ideas on things.  There's no one Christian viewpoint or one Buddhist viewpoint because there's an infinite amounts of viewpoints within all thought systems.  People use thought systems to back up their own viewpoint.  Like when people put words in God's mouth.  They're saying God's saying it, but really it's just them saying it.  I think it's funny when people say that God wants this or God wants that.  Because they really have no idea.  It's really "I WANT THIS" and "I WANT THAT" is what it means. 

Maybe it's easier to say thing through someone else's mouth.  So when someone asks "What the heck was that supposed to mean?" people can be like, "Hey I didn't think it up (insert person) did!"